Because I'm a blonde, I don't have to think. I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks. Don't have to worry 'bout getting a man If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan, 'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see people workin, it just makes me giggle 'Cause I don't have to work; I just have to jiggle. I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?